Shit My Friend Says: Blink

Friend: There's this bug where sometimes the boss dies under the stairs and you need a mage to blink under there to loot it. So I'm trying to blink through the stairs.

A few seconds pass.

Friend: Wait. Why am I the only one alive?

Me: Maybe because you were trying to blink through the stairs instead of fighting?

Shit My Friend Says: Fountain of Youth?

Me: What are you doing?
Spellpower: Well, Jaina is on Kalimdor among all the Night Elves and she is the most beautiful human in the world. I think her secret is that she bathes naked in the Moonwells when no one is around.
Me: /Facepalm

Shit My Friend Says: What Kind of Mill?

With the loss of my guild and the change of blogs the Stuff My Raid Leader Says column has disappeared, but I do have a replacement. Postings will be every Thursday (unless I'm lame and forget). Posts not limited to just one "friend"

Spellpower: Why do they call it Tauren Mill? There's not really a bunch of Taurens in it.
Me: /Facepalm